The Big Leagues

" You gotta start somewhere; grab a plate and start piling it on." 

"When someone comments on my weight, I have to work hard to stand in front of the mirror and say, 'This is who you are, one fine piece of pork."

" My mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then once during lunch I got nuts and pigged out and they kicked me out!" 

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway"

"This hospital food tastes like dog food. I gotta eat something real or I’m gonna waste away."

"Get in my belly!"

"I’m basically the healthiest fat guy you’ve ever seen in your life"

"You know where to find me, the nearest Bantha Fodder buffet."

"In the fullness of body, find the path to inner peace; each step, heavy with purpose, leads to the serene awakening of your true self."

"Pweeease...Buy the Fatcoin"

"There is no second fattest!"